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Footsteps from a 2000 mile hike on the Appalachian Trail.
The Appalachian Trail has often been re-routed because of land aquisitions or to eliminate road walks. At Crawfish Valley, I stopped to get water and found a faded blaze up the hill. I called to Mark, and we followed the trail with the intermittant and faded white blazes. We walked a few miles on, saw an old shelter site and figured we must still be on the AT. Actually we were on the old AT which had been routed away from this mountain some time before. Soon we walked off the map and were completely lost. About that time a horrendous thunderstorm was starting to wail on us. We came to a fire road and decided to walk down hill until we came to a major road where we could hitch back to the Appalachian Trail.
The rain was coming down in a torrent, soaking us completely. The lightning was striking very close and I kept a good distance from Mark and his metal framed backpack. Both of us felt we should bail and we looked for shelter. That is when we saw the house with the big porch and bolted for its cover. We knocked on the door and peered into the windows. Not only was nobody home, it almost seemed the house was abandoned. I wanted to break in and live the good life but Mark, always the sensible one, thought it was a bad idea. Soon we were cooking dinner and drying our clothes on a hastily strung clothesline across the porch. Then we heard the car rumbling up from the valley.
As the car pulled into the driveway, Mark nervously said something about squealing like a pig and I was hearing that banjo music in my head again. The man slowly eased out of the vehicle making it a point of displaying the large pistol in his hand. He wanted to know "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING ON MY PORCH". Mark and I took turns explaining who we were, about the Appalachian Trail and the thunderstorm, all the while repacking our stuff. He didn't seem to want to shoot us, but he didn't want us there, either. We beat a hasty retreat, walked a mile or so down the road and set up the tarp in the yard of a tiny church. The next day, we found the road, got a ride from a friendly local to the Trail and continued our journey north feeling lucky but still somewhat shaken.
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